In My Defense...

[Azraellod]

*meow*
in my defense, i like modernised hunting techniques.

you deprived me of my food.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i only hid your food you just cant find it


You turned off all the hot water

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I had to siphon it into my hot springs.

You let the dog eat the other half of the pizza!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it hadn't been fed in a week.

You gave up on my race horse!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, we amputated both legs and the tail already!

You sewed me for using the word "Edge" in a book report.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, she was/is a notorious whore. Too much?

You found the cure to AIDS then destroyed it on national television.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was only a temporary fix.

You haven't enjoyed the day!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, my lessons were awful.

you locked me in a cupboard.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you broke out of the shoe cabinet.

You ignored an old woman's cries for help!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, she wanted help killing me.

you broke the x button on my keyboard.

 

[Voltaggia]

In my defense, I though it was Caps Lock

You ran over my cat this morning

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i hated myself for it and committed suicide later on.

you made me feel guilty.

 

[Toty54]

In my defense, you were.

You smashed my TV with a sledgehammer and then proceeded to do the same to my head.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it's fun to smash things. you should try it.

you made me swallow balloons filled with talcum powder.

 

[RanD00M]

In my defense we were playing truth or dare and you chose dare.

You tried to eat my toenails.

 

[el_emmens]

in my defense I though they were pork rinds

You Came up with the idea to make even more guitar hero games even though you can pretty much just buy new stuff through the DLC

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, I got half the money.

You posted in this thread and got it this many replies!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i have a lot of spare time.

you nailed my hand to my face.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you got on my wrong side.

You got me sick!