In My Defense...

[rylus5]

in my defense,you ate my used tissue

you rick rolled me!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my Defense, that was the Rick Astley music video.You knew what you were getting yourself into.

You failed to use caps when needed.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, my Caps Lock key is broken.

You insulted the teacher in her face!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it would not have helped you any.

You overheated my computer!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you weren't treating it right.

You put a hamster in a glass jar!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your right foot was already gone, so I wanted to even you out.

You toned down the violence!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I couldn't be sure where Max was...

You destroyed Google!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they refused to acknowledge me as their lord and master.

You blew up my brand new car!

 

[Desert Warrior]

In my defense, It needed to get Pimped so i did so

You destroyed my hopes and dreams!!!!!!!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, so did most of America

You pity the fool!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, It was just grass

you ate cows

 

[COR 2000]

In my defense, we all do. Grow up.

You pulled out a strain of hair off my baby!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it did the same to me first.

you set all my clocks 1 hour slow.

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, it was a psychological experiment. You failed. You also have one days head start before we come for you. Have Fun.

You deleted all emotion.