In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was performing a brain surgery, and it was all I had.
[sup]Heh. I see. Well, nails aren't that bad. Not like I haven't had them driven into me before.[/sup]

You infected the city!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it's not my fault i always have a cold.
[sup]...well, that's ...interesting. not so bad as opposed to what?[/sup]

you jumped out from behind the door and scared me.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was my attempt to get you ready for an eventual ambush.
[sup]Not that bad compared to having each toe screwed into the floor, then having cement poured on top of each foot, complete with motion sensitive explosives.[/sup]

You didn't take my advice!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, he said his skin was to tight for all those mince pies.
[sup]well, you have met some scary people.[/sup]

you painted me purple.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, that's because you painted me.
[sup]of course. what did you expect?[/sup]

you assumed incorrectly.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, liking to murder her is normal.

you think i'm insane, when the little elves tell me differently.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, no i don't. i never said i believed the little elves.

you ate this pie i'm holding.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i haven't eaten in a week.

you performed unlicensed brain surgery on yourself.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i'm an assistant of the grim reaper that does some people, and all small furry animals. what else would i be?

you are a goat with a sandwich.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was a parody of what you did.

you were too lazy to make your own avatar.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, they are there to be mocked.

your avatar looks scared of me.