In My Defense...

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it's a perk of the whole "reaper of animals" thing.
[sup]ok, night.[/sup]

you fed me pva glue in a sandwich.

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,no you! (arby n the chief quote)

you epic fail at the internet

 

[Azraellod]

...what am i supposed to be defending?

you spouted gibberish at me.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, someone glued my tongue to the roof of my mouth.


You were caught having a party in the trunk of your car (don't ask how that's possible, just go along with it)

 

[COR 2000]

In my defense, I brought plenty of cheese to keep everyone happy.

You sucked me into a black-hole!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i was testing a new theory about how black holes work.

you glued me to my worst enemy.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, he's also your saviour, bond!

you got me high!

 

[Voltaggia]

In my defense, I though you'd just smoke, and not inhale.

You started digging next to my house!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was told you had buried treasure.


You tapped all the phones of the world

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

In my defense I was looking for my ma

You sexually abused a rattata

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it somehow thinks i'll get more punishment if it claims that was sexual abuse rather then just abuse.
i'm a cat. of course i abuse things before i kill them.

you believed the word of a dead rat over me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you have a pretty damn large file dedicated to you lying to officials and that rat's record was clear.

You coughed on me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you stood in front of me when I specifically warned you not to.

You stopped my plane!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you were speeding.

You helped spreading an annoying meme.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I made it when it was funny, and wanted to relive my glory days.

You put up a massive wall of fire!

 

[Sam G]

In my defense, no-one bothered to inform me fire was dangerous.

You nuked the whales.

 

[Nomad]

In my defense, you've got to nuke something.

You stole my left shoe.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i already had taken your right shoe. and i need a complete set


you slashed my tires.