In My Defense...

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Azraellod

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in my defense, there is a certain pleasure in killing someone with a cricket bat that you don't find elsewhere.

you gave me a poisoned apple to eat.
 

Sam G

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In my defense... No, you're right, there really is no atoning for that. I'll go turn myself in...

You rolled a critical fail of your dodge attempt!
 

Ren3004

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Jul 22, 2009
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In my defense, I was aiming for the window.


You stole your little brother's/sister's teddy bear.
 

Sam G

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In my defense, I didn't like the way it was staring at me without blinking...

You whipped a mule to death!
 

Sam G

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In my defense, a "marshmallow gun" was a stupid idea anyway!

You killed a harmonica!
 

Ren3004

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Jul 22, 2009
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In my defense, harmonicas are really annoying.

You spent the entire day playing harmonica around the office.
 

Azraellod

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in my defense, someone i don't like works in the cubicle next to me.
[sup]So do you. It's not a coincidence.[/sup]

you attached a copper rod to me and sent me out in a thunderstorm.
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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In my defense, you implied you didn't like me. Can't we just be friends?


You took candy from a baby.
 

Ren3004

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Jul 22, 2009
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In my defense, everyone else had killed him at least once.

You threw eggs at my house.
 

Sam G

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In my defense, your son was going to turn into a giant monkey, and I had to stop him somehow!

You still make DBZ references, even though no-one watches it anymore!
 

Ren3004

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Jul 22, 2009
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In my defense, I was cold.


You unleashed a locust plague on my field.
 

Sam G

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In my defense, you just wouldn't let my people go.

You neglected to fill my dark soul with LIIIIGHT!!!