In My Defense...

[Killer Rabbit]

In my defense, That'll force me to like you.
You forced nintendo to make Wii Music

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, they were thinking of making Wii Cooking instead.

Your avatar gave me a false sense of security, and I got brutally murdered by a rabbit.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you should never feel secure, for i will always be coming to get you...

you complain too much.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it brings results.

You stepped on my favorite pet spider.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it tried to bite me. black widow spiders are dangerous.

you kept dangerous exotic pets.

 

[Sam G]

In my defense, like 98 per cent of people WON'T suffer epileptic fits when they look at it, and only a few will!

You prefer pirates to ninjas.

 

[COR 2000]

In my defense, I'm a pastafarian.

You're a kitty!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defence, meow.

You set the world on fire.

 

[Nomad]

In my defense, I thought it'd look pretty.

You kidnapped my mother!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defence, she wouldn't go on a date with me!

You punched my hampster!

 

[Psycho-Boy-Jack]

In my defence it bit me first
You sat on my mothers tits

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

On my defense, their the size of mars, they're impossible to escape.

You bullied a new kid!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, He's new, He has a Gilmore Girls backpack, what do you expect?

You murdered my father!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, no, I am the father.

You used an incredibly easy Star Wars reference.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my Defense, you judged it as a Star Wars reference.

You stole my sandwich!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was a really good sandwich. Hmmm... peanut butter....



You replaced all my peanut butter with sunscreen.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You ate all the peanut butter and i had to replace it.

You ransacked my kitchen!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, someone told me you kept jelly donuts there and I was trying to find them.


You decided to annoy me by letting a swarm of mosquitoes in my bedroom.