In My Defense...

[badgersprite]

In my defence, it was better than popping your cherry.

You're careless and don't save your game often!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, who?

You accused me of homosexuality!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I only did it so I could get a clear shot at your girlfriend. Oh and those incriminating photos were photoshopped too. Guess I should apologize now.



You refused to apologize.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i have done nothing i'm sorry for.
in my defense, if it wasn't you then i'm the most likely suspect...

you tried to split my head open with a mallet.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I thought the scythe jokes in the "how we'll die" thread were getting old.

In my defense, you were tempting me with your... goatyness???

You replaced my teddy bear with a teddy spider.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, spider-bears are awesome.

you put a shock collar on me.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i'm asexual. i'm supposed to hate them.

you cut off my feet.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, who likes molten cheese in bed?
In my defense, it was so you couldn't ninja me again.

You covered my bed in molten cheese.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it's actually a republican looking avatar. For commemorating Republic day.

You made fun of a poor little cat.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, all lolcats must die by my mocking of them.
[sup]or by violence. either way is good[/sup]

you made me feel disappointed...

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense... why cant i think of a defense to that?

you made me fail at part of this game.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, everything makes you rude. i just happened to be there.

you made me eat unreacted potassium.