In My Defense...

[Ren3004]

In my defense, my teacher always said to have as many friends as I can.


You put ants on my birthday cake.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, there was room for improvement anyway.

You trapped me inside my own couch.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it gave me epic lolz.

You made me laugh to death *literally*.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, my laughing gas is potent, and I did warn you about that.

You let yourself gain 500lbs!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, that was damn good food and exercise is for jocks!

Your a jock!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I can also kill someone by twitching my biceps.

You made my biceps contract, resulting in mass murder. [small]Running... out ... of ideas...[/small]

In my defense, it makes my soul ache too.


You gave me terrible soul-aching powers.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was the only way you could grow.

You used my work and claimed it as your own!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you broke the law. I was actually planning to kill you.

You did not consider yourself lucky.

 

[Jaywebbs]

In My defense i don't believe in luck

You Lost The Game

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I never played it anyway.

You made a horrible joke at my expense!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was trying to convince people through humor that you weren't a puppy killer didn't think it would backfire.

You made me left handed!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, wow I did not think the Orb of Backwardness could do that...

You broke the Orb of Backwardness and destroyed all order!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I just tried to make the Orb keep itself together... Who could have guessed?


You tried to get rid of the mosquitoes in my bedroom... with a vampire bat.

 

[CosmicCommander]

In my defence, I thought it was pretty hilarious.

You burnt my by copy of the Fountainhead!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I needed something to light the fireplace. What's Christmas without a good fire?


You put out my fire during Christmas.