In My Defense...

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I really thought that bleach was good for your health.


You stole all the money from my Mogul badge.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, I needed it to buy nuclear weaponry.

You dyed my hair green when i was asleep.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defence, I thought green was your colour.

You blew up the statue of Liberty!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I didn't want it used as a weapon by evil mutants.



You slashed my tires.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i stopped you getting to work on the day i blew up the building you work at.

you broke my watch.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You wouldn't tell me the time.

You cut off my hand!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, your hand shoots fire.


You filled my house with ants.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was using your house as a antfarm.

You threw a lobster at me!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you were supposed to become friends.

you didn't become friends.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, pincers really aren't my thing.


You made me fall on the sidewalk.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you didn't see my leg stick out to trip you.

You fell on my favourite pair of shoes.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was just so you could buy another pair.


You set me on fire.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was disinfecting you.

You punched me in the stomach.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it looked threatening.


You threatened me.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defence, You were annoying me.

You threw water all over me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you looked like you were having a heat stroke.


You made a prank phone call to my home.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I honestly wanted to check if your refrigerator was running.

You took the president hostage!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he needed to have a character building day.

You stopped me from pressing the flashing red button!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, that was the wrong button. The Doomsday Button [sup]TM[/sup] is that way -->.



You took the seats from my car.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you took my sofa out of my livingroom it's only fair.

You killed my Goldfish!