In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was suffering.

You killed my Koi!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the name of that fish bugs me.

You put an electrical wire in my bathtub!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I thought the water was cold.


You got a live tiger in my living room.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I had to. After I saw the Hangover, it's been a dream of mine to sneak a tiger somewhere.

You used a toilet as a bong!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, how is that even possible? Plus I don't smoke or drink anything.

You accused me of being on drugs!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was trying to get that cute police officer to talk to you.


You stole my lungs. [sub]My precioussssssess[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I needed them more than you.

You shot me in the lung!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you stole those lungs.

You destroyed all of my badges!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were taunting me in the schoolyard!

You made this addicting thread!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense they tried to slow it down once before.

You got this thread put back into the third page!
[sup]My dream of Forum Inferno badge will never be achieved...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was growing too fast.

You blamed me for the destruction of the rainforest!
[sup]Heh. Well, my game got to over 230 pages, and I've only got the on fire thread, so I wouldn't worry about it too much.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I couldn't I had done it, could I?


You switched my underwear drawer with a drawer full of kittens.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, it was a birthday surprise.

You pushed my grandmother off of a cliff!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you said you always wanted to have a *blank* around your junk when you work
In My Defense she wanted to go skydiving, I didn't think the chute would malfunction.
[sup]You had a 230 page thread?[/sup]

You beat my post count!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, kitten are way cuter.
In my defense, ninja'd X2

You set previously mentioned drawer full of kittens on fire!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, the kitties were cold.


You made the poor kitties cold.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I am winter, after all...

You ate poop!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was hypnotized, you sick fuck!

You filmed it!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, that was a stunt double.

You thought a big fat mexican with a mustachio was me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I thought it was you dressed up for Halloween.



You made me sick.