In My Defense...

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i needed the sound effect of fingers breaking for a new video i'm making.

you don't like my new video.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, the sound of broken fingers makes me feel ill.

You broke into my safe!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed the cash and you have a safe. It's quite clear that you can spare a few bucks.

You loaded my shoe with explosives!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, if i cant have shoes, then neither can anyone else.

you killed my pet shark.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, i was going to put lazers on his head and he blew himself up.

You threw my gerbil into a blender!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, i wanted a smoothie.

You denied me my food.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you weigh five hundred pounds.

You made a crap list.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense... hold on, a what? eww...

you repulsed me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you dislike humans who are completely intact.

You severed my arm!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, I

dislike humans who are completely intact.

You ate my collection of wax goldfish.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was an error on your part.

You fail!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, winning was impossible.

You broke the internet again!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was fighting off 1,000,000 nazi-zombies of course they were going to kill me only one was left alive though.
In My Defense it was the only way to destroy 4chan.

You ruined the greatest movie ever, for me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, that movie sucked balls.

You threw something round and hairy at me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I thought you wanted a tribble.

You made me make a horrible reference!

 

[ae86gamer]

In my defense, I brainwashed you.

You stole my dog!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I can give it a better home.

You didn't pass on a high five to the world!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I'm just hardcore like that.

You set my longbow on fire!