In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I thought it would be much cooler if I did. And now your arrows are also fiery.

You wore a stained shirt.

 

[Vrex360]

In my defense, blood stains are hard to remove

You fed twenty odd people to a Megalosaurus!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was still hungry after fifteen, so twenty was the next logical step.
[sup]Hiya Vrex![/sup]

You appeared out of nowhere!

 

[Vrex360]

In my defense.... someone pulled me out of a hat!!
[sub]Hiya Neonbob[/sub]

You set fire to a fire hydrant!!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the situation it created was so funny that it made the preparation worth it.
[sup]Good to see you in the games! How are you?[/sup]

You made the offices of the New York Times explode!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I hate those bastards.
[sup]Hello Vrex[/sup]

You killed me for playing as an Elite!

 

[Vrex360]

In my defense only I may play as an elite.. it's in my contract.
[sub]Yeah I've been good, thanks Neonbob yeah I finally decided to get into the forum games, also hello to you too Hail Fire[/sub]

You married a crazy woman!!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, someone was gonna throw the thread at me, and I didn't want it getting bigger.


You threw the Throw Something thread at me.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, your house is a German bunker

You helped Osama Bin Laden

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, I helped him to die.

You killed me with a bullet and no gun.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense... Hell, I don't need a defense, that is awesome.


You ate all the pies.

 

[Vrex360]

In my defense usually the only pies I get are sold to me by Mr. Sweeny Todd and Mrs. Lovett and those two don't look right to me.

You are a big time wall street business man who spends his night killing people and his bloodlust is slowly growing larger and will soon need to commit homicide on a massive scale.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, my job is tiring, and killing relieves stress.

You stole my weapons. Even my favorite knife.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was my favorite knife before someone stole it from me.


You scare me.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, the lack of oxygen makes them taste much better.


You killed my favorite puppy.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, he was looking at me weird.

You sucker punched me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you had killed my puppy.


You stole my car.