In My Defense...

[Azraellod]

In my defense, it wouldn't open.

You wedged a spike into your own brain.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you put a nasty mental image in there.

You gave me a bad case of the sniffles!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense, how the hell was I to know you were standing at the bottom of that staircase when I started sneezing my skull out.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense... wait, why would I defend that? I could just kill you instead.
*Slash Rip Bite*

You were late for your first day at work.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I'm a professional slacker.


You still paid me, even though I was late.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you were the only employee who showed up.

You told the other employees to slack off!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, it was the only way to avoid being fired for being late. I was better then all the other employees.

You slipped a sleeping pill into my drink.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was really late, and I had to sleep. That wasn't going to happen while you were awake.

You took all my tissues without telling me!

 

[RanD00M]

In my defense,you weren't going to use them anyway.

You stole my hunting knife.And stabbed me with it.

 

[Clashero]

In my defense, I thought you were Godzilla.

You replaced all my coffee for decaf!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, you're hyper enough.

You killed a cat with a chainsaw!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was out of katanas.


You stole all my katanas.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you said you did not want anything Japan related.

You burnt all my manga!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you're going to outgrow it at some point in time.

You freed the Alien Ice Monster!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, he promised me ice-cream that was, to quote, "Out of this World."

You killed of the main honcho of Valve!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was because the man had become corrupted by his own power. He had to die.

You made them delay Episode 3 even more!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I am a pal of the sun god. It's all good.

You stole a pyramid!