In My Defense...

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, you're car was a piece of junk. Now you have an excuse to get a new one.

You killed Alex Mercer

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I am a virus that turns people into hideous super-powered mutants.


You killed Cole McGrath.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, all I did was give him a glass of water. That happened to be 50 gallons.

You don't like Caramelldansen

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was never able to do the dance.

You drove drunk!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was only drunk with power. Driving a tank will do that, you know.

You used hacks in an online game!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, someone accused me of hacking and I wanted to do what I was accused of.


You accused me of hacking in an online game.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you shot me through five walls.
HAX.

You stole my crutches!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you drank all the water last time, shoe's on the other foot now sucker.

You lost at bowling!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

In my defence I had my annoying russian cousin on my ass the whole time, wouldn't stop calling me about it either
you actually took candy from a baby!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the little brat didn't deserve it.

You tied my family to a railroad!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I am a horrible cook.

You questioned my value!

 

[Ren3004]

DID NOT!


You used me as a target for practicing darts.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, my nuclear reactor was filled with strawberry jam.


You filled my nuclear reactor with strawberry jam.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was out of raspberry jam


You ripped all of my punisher shirts...and they were collectibles

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, the skulls were all upside-down.


You sold fake punisher shirts.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I didn't think people would actually buy shirts with a retard smile on it.

You melted my computer!