In My Defense...

[Ren3004]

In my defense, no one told me kerosene wasn't a good screen cleaning product.



You left kerosene where I could reach it.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted you to really go over the edge...recovering pyros are fun to mess with.

You put marshmallows in my shotgun!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was tired of watching them explode in the microwave.



You burned me with your On Fire badge.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, Cheeky Munchkin was taken.


You ate all the pies.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, pies are good, especially when made of Recee's peanut butter cups.

You injected caffine into a small kid

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the little bastard was always saying he was sleepy.

You broke my controller over a hobo's forehead!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, your console wasn't within arm's reach.


You let a thread die.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was a blatant troll thread.

You tried to send me a nasty picture!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was revenge for a rick roll.


You posted spam comments all over the forums.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was paid lots o money.


You broke my tv now what am i supposed to watch

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you had turned into the Blob. You needed the exercise.

You stole my limited edition battle damaged Master Chief action figure!

 

[Ren3004]

In mt defense, they were gonna cut MY FUCKING FINGERS!!! And I love my fingers...


You threatened to cut my fingers.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you kept running them through my hair and it was really creeping me out.

You made me bald!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you can't stop aging.

Your old!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i won't get much older.

You flooded my front room and shouted Fire.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was opposite day.

You followed a little kid home!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, my pantry was getting low. Now it's fuller.

You haven't read a book in a year!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, there hasn't been a good book coming out in a year.


You burned down the local library.