In My Defense...

[Ren3004]

In my defense, everyone is adding columns to their house and I wanted to be different.



You made us watch Twilight until we went crazy.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, that wasn't me. That was my evil twin, Sacrevygcam.

You tried to kill Cthulu. AND FAILED! MISERABLY!!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, that roundhouse tentacle to the head was unexpected.


You burned all my pants.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, shorts are better

You are a Unitologist! Who just turned into a Necromorph!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I have no idea what you're talking about.


You wrote a post filled with bad puns.

 

[Nexus424]

In my defense, You know you laughed anyway.

You dropped my i-pod in the river.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was about to kill me. It was self defense!

You shot me in the big toe.

 

[Nexus424]

In my defense, someone dipped my hand in warm water.

You chew children.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, they taste like chicken

You didn't answer the Call of Cthulhu

 

[Jaywebbs]

In my Defense I am Cthulhu

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I have no clue what that would do...I was just babbling.

You dropped a cat into a spike pit!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, it was too light to trigger the booby trap.

You threw a plate at me!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, I thought it was a frisbee

You stole my frisbee

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you took my bocce set, so this makes us sort of even.

You canceled Fall break!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Summer Break is ten-times better! Now it can be longer.

You punched the president!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, the Prime-Minister wasn't around.


You killed Big Foot.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, he attacked me.

You killed the last buchito crab!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed the meat for crab dip!

You locked me out of the armory!