In My Defense...

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, all the serial killers in the world, not to mention every Twilight book in existance were destroyed in the blaze.

You like Twilight

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I didn't have enough paint for an elephant.


You replaced all my drinks with chocolate milk.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, the metting was boring.

You tried to steal my PS3!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defense, I needed a reliable console.

You stole my car!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, it was a DeLorean. I love DeLoreans

You killed Doctor Brown from Back to the Future

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was only a matter of time before the time paradoxes destroyed the space-time continuum.


You created a black hole.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was really small and only consumed a kitten.

Good Idea: Participating in a revolt.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, we were revolting against the mixing of forum games.


You let the aliens conquer Earth.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense my only other choice was a small army consisting of Jack Thompson, Michael Atkinson and Tim Langdell.


You kidnapped the burger king and raped the dairy queen

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I'm called a "So Called Leader" and not a full blown leader!

You shot my arm off!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you tried to strangle me with it.

you killed my boss, and framed me.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you had expressed a deep desire to kill him, and I wanted you to get the credit.

You corrupted my music files!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, corruption in this case meant corrected the horrible parts in them.

You wasted my time.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I did not strap you to a chair with full body restraints. Did I?

You made me question reality!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, expanding your mind is a good thing.

You drained my energy.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed it to continue living.

You ate a kitten's brain!