In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was just trying to help you deal with your subconscious mental scarring.

You ignored all of my calls!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, my phone doesn't work.

You killed my pet dolphin.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was really fat, and looked like a whale. You know I hate whales.

You dropped a baby into a blender!

 

[SpiritCorsair]

In my defense, that wasn't a baby... that was a Teletubby.

You haven't given me a Nobel Peace Prize.

 

[PixelKing]

In my defense..I'm not important enough to do that.

You haven't give me money

 

[ljd184]

in my defense you stole all my money

you painted a wall light pink

 

[ljd184]

In my defense i had no money and you would not give me any

you stole one sweet from my sweet jar

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you need to watch your weight.


You switched all the keys in my keyboard.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you know how to touch type. It shouldn't be that much of a problem.

You stole my Dr. Pepper!

 

[ljd184]

In my defense you don't like dr. Pepper

you stole one well place brick

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was a gold brick


You ate all of my Ramen

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, it was a potato gun

You nuked the whales!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I've been doing so for quite some time, and they are obnoxious, smug giant bastards of creation.

You splattered my tortoise!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, Neonbob needed a rest.
In my defense, they kept getting into my vegetable patch.

You ate a cheque in aid of the homeless.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the check was gonna bounce higher than a sugar-injected toddler.

You coated my car in caramel!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, it was made of chocolate originally. This just made it more tasty.

You didn't appreciate my good deed.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it's the perfect gift. Now you've got a toffee car.

You didn't like my gift.


In my defense, I am highly suspicious of cats.


You used mystic arts to take over... THE ENTIRE WORLD!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, no-one tried to stop me.

You stole 10p from me.