In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was to stop the murderers from getting in (or out).

You stabbed an xbox!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, now you have an excuse to get an xbox 360.


You stole my TV.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, it was better than mine.

You tried to kill MacGyver (fortunately, you failed)

 

[ljd184]

In my defense i need the parts from the TV. to make my giant death ray

In My Defense he had a knife made of paperclips to my neck

you kill a queen bee

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I thought it would kill the zombies.

You released the zombies.

 

[ljd184]

In my defense they where not going released them selves

you made a time machine

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense the present sucks, the past is where it's at. Back then Family Guy was funny.

You killed the joke!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it insulted me.



You dishonored your family.

 

[ljd184]

In my defense walks away in sham

You put a DVD in the microwave

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was an Uwe Boll Movie. You'd have done the same.

You ate my face!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was delicious.


You cut off my fingers.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you couldn't meet my demands.

You made me think of a great song!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I had it stuck in my head, and wanted to pass it on to someone else.


You let this thread die.

 

[Souplex]

In my defense I necro'd it just now.

You didn't punch out a bear today!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was out of bears to punch.


You stole my bed.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted a spacial meal.



You made a horrible pun.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, I was just repeating what you said.

You threw a slab of rock at me.