In My Defense...

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, it had developed sentience and was threatening the human race.

You don't like BioShock!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you lie!

You did not like Morrowind!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I played Oblivion first, and could not get into it.

You insulted my name!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, your employer was a mob boss

You kidnapped the princess

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, she's a *****... always in another castle.



You stepped on my foot.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, your feet are ridiculously over-sized.

You stole a priceless artifact.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, I wanted to get it before Indiana could

You stole my cowboy guns!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was practicing my ninja skills.


You made me break down and cry.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, you said you never would and I was testing you.

You cried when you said you wouldn't.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wasn't expecting you to be so mean...
[sub]I want my mommy.[/sub]


You kidnapped my father.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he owed me money.

You released the beast!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, he needed a walk.

You glued 20p to the pavement.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it's funny seeing people bending over to pick it up.


You filled the forums with your mom jokes.

 

[SpiritCorsair]

In my defense, your momma is funny.

You burned my breakfast... and it was cornflakes with milk.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, you said you liked your breakfast to be burnt.

You were unappreciative of my efforts to keep you happy.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, my dog has cancer. Happiness is impossible at this point.

You stole my favorite hat

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, since happiness is impossible for you, I figured it wouldn't make a difference.


You lied to me.

 

[ljd184]

in my defense you can't handle the truth

you made a terrible joke

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was just trying to drive you away.


You bored me.