In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it looked HILARIOUS. And he paid me.

You misused their!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not notice until after I posted.

Destroyed all the music in the world!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was a gift for Portal.

You photoshopped me out of a picture!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you're too good for that photo.


You bombed a hospital.

 

[ljd184]

In my defense the hospital was a evil hospital with big red eyes

you got a wizard to turn every person in the uk to hamsters

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, we can put them in those little wheels and use them to generate electricity now.



You don't save energy, forcing me to take drastic measures.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I can't spare any energy. I've got a giant base to run.

You tried to sue me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense you said very nasty things about me


You tried to fire the laser

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was a test fire. I was only gonna hit the daycare.

You called me a horrible person!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you killed my whale friend.


You killed my whale friend.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, whales deserve to be nuked (Christ, I'm turning into Neonbob. CURSE YOU BOB!)

You turned me into a Neonbob clone

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, Neonbob is cool.


You insulted Neonbob.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I can insult who I like! NEONBOB IS A SACK OF SHI-wait...

You left me outside all night!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense i locked the door and forgot to unlock it for you


You cut my hair my gorgeous hair

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your hair was getting way too long and you didn't wash it. I couldn't take the smell any longer.

You put thumbtacks in my bed!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, you left an alligator in mine. I was being nicer then I should have been.

You left an alligator in my bed.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you always said you wanted a cute animal to sleep in your bed. Just look at those big, cute, reptilian eyes...


You didn't like my alligator.

 

[Necrofudge]

In my defense, he ate my sister.

You drove a school bus into an orphanage

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it attacked me.


You made an orphanage attack me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you are the reason they are orphans to start with.

You are an orphan maker.