In My Defense...

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, I think my evil twin has struck again.

You got knocked back 5000ft by a falcon punch

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it caught me off-guard.

You stole my Christmas presents.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In My Defense you got all the good stuff and i got jack.


You took all my mario games

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I had a sad childhood and had never played one.


You slept with my (hypothetical) girlfriend.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, your girlfriend was hypothetical, and any girl I came up with could have been her.

You listened to courage wolf!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he sounded like a qualified adviser. How was I to know he was only working towards stabbing your sister?

You initiated a bombing run on my house!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, THIS IS WAR!

You started a war!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was bored as hell, and I didn't want to sit around for another three days.

You killed my favorite pet!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it tried to kill me!

You nuked your own toilet!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, I'm selling my house to someone I hate. It's a little joke of mine.
In my defense, it was a joke. Don't you get it?

You didn't get my joke.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was confusing.


You confused me.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, you're really easy to confuse.

You nailed my pet fish to the wall and called it your trophy.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it still sings. So it's the coolest damn trophy ever.

You dumped your trash on my floor!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, the garbage can in the street was filled with porn magazines.


You filled the garbage can with porn magazines.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my Defense they were old and very outdated

You blew up my favorite restaurant

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I like my food well done.


You gave me rare food.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to impress you.

You gave Tamara a $400 gift! The limit was $20!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I gave her twenty $20 gifts.


You made the Internet crash.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm just that damn awesome.

You stopped my video from loading!