In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i told you not to use Real Player.

You gave that Erik Estavillo kid money

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted him to get drugs. I hate that kid.

You clipped your own ear!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, Van Gogh influenced me!

You shot yourself between the legs!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it ricocheted off of the steal polls.

You assembled the box and summoned the Cenobites

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I had no freaking idea what that was!

You outlawed the Simpsons.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, it's gone on for WAY too long.

You kicked me in the head!

 

[Disaster Button]

In my defense, you did deserve it something rotten.

You overturned the stones!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was looking for something.

You cheated!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you started it, my auto-aim!

You scratched my screen!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense you sapped meh sentrys.

you blamed ecuador!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they yelled about how they had stabbed my uncle in the face...

You made a big hole in the wall!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I couldn't see anything through the little hole that was there before.



You turned off my hot water.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were spraying me with it.
You didn't expect me to just stand there...did you?

You put a hole in my book bag!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I take my hot water very seriously.


You made me cry.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I told you that pepper spray was a *****. You didn't believe me.

You cut off your grandfathers' ears!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, he didn't use them anymore.


You scratched all my CDs.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you already have them on your computer.

You imagined a world without me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I don't know you in real life, so it's pretty much the same thing!

You imagined a world without the internets! And liked it!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I only liked it because Porn became real.

You didn't print my resume!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you resume was a drawing of a clown skewering a man with a wiener shaped object!

You draw messed up things!