In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was a decorative sword, and you gave it to me as a defensive thing.

You put your feet in my fridge!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, they were too hot.


You gave me a violent tiger as a present.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, be glad I didn't give you a Dalek.

You tried to steal the TARDIS

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it might be useful.

You ate Princess Peach.
Edit:

in my defense you sapped meh sentrys.

you blamed ecuador!

What? No, really, what? Second time I've seen mention of the country, but why?

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, my doctor said I ought to eat more fruit.



You betrayed your best friend.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was going to take over the world.
That's my thing.

You strangled someone with a used diaper!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I had no rope around.


You killed my poor little kitten.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was really a demon in the shape of a kitty.
You should thank me.

You dissolved my gold teeth!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, MY EXPERIMENT WORKED!

You made me lose the Game

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I just asked if you wanted to play a game with me...stupid subscription to internet memes...

You expected me to play along!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you seemed so cooperative.

You purposefully fooled me.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I only told you that cake was in the lobby so that I could take one of your pens.

You cut the cables to the elevator!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i wanted to be like jaws from 007 but my teeth broke.


You gave me rotten candy

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you ate three pounds of it...you would have gotten sick no matter what.

You locked me in a room alone!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you told me you liked being alone.

You stole my last tenner!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed it for emergency gas.

You poked a hole in my balloon!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I hate balloons.

You stabbed me in the gizzards while a fox was flicking the v's at me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I knew what you were thinking, and I wasn't going to let you steal her eyes or lower spinal columns.

You didn't clean my chainsaw!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you've got to tell me these things.
I'm not psychic. Or am I?

Why did you take my skin?

 

[Neonbob]

I needed it for a new coat. And I know you can grow your skin back.

Why did you make a zombie badger?