In My Defense...

[Sassafrass]

I was bored. And it seemed willing.

How did you create a zombie squirrel?

 

[Neonbob]

I took out its brain and messed with it for a good hour.
Then I stuck it back in.
Surprisingly, I got a zombie squirrel. It was pretty cool.

How did you survive being run over by a tank?

 

[Ren3004]

By being made of iron.


You confused two different forum games.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was confused for a good ten minutes there.
I don't know what the fuck I did.

YOU GOT ME TO MESS UP A FORUM GAME!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I have awesome mind control.

You killed me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, your mind control powers were too dangerous.

You kept me up all night.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, why should I be the only tired person?

You knocked out TV!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you did not need it anyway.

You stole everything I owned.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you had a TV so I nicked it.

You stole my soul!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you took everything I had.

You even stole my underwear!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I can't respond without sounding creepy.

You punched my gran!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, she is a witch and was trying to summon Lucifer at the time.

You come from a family of Warlocks!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I have no control over where I come from.

You spell defence differently to me.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you are in a different region than me.
And we spell differently.

You complicated my life!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I like screwing with peoples lives.
I get to play God.

You killed God!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that's just the way I roll. I don't like being inferior...

You took all of my tea!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I'm having a party and didn't have time to go to the supermarket.


You cut my brakes.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense your car was horrible looking so i did you a service.


You drank all my juice

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was thirsty.


You stole all my CDs.