In My Defense...

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, they were all Moody Blues CD's, and I love the Moody Blues.

You sold the world to aliens!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I got a good price for it.

You are an alien!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, he has an awesome beard.

You killed me about Osama's beard.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, it was because you mistook my father for Osama because of his beard.

You stole my watch.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, mine got stolen by a flying monkey.

You stole all my games.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, you're games are awesome.

You didn't like the original Star Wars trilogy.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wasn't even born when it came out.


You ruined the original Star Wars trilogy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, IM SORRY!!!!!!!

You killed the awesomeness of The Force by making it scientifically explainable!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I still don't understand it so it was all for nothing.

You invented R2D2 and C-3PO.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed them to do my chores cause no human would.


You made Anakin turn emo

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I just said "Yer mum" and he started crying.

You killed Anakin's mum! (you filthy Sand Person!)

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, how else would you explain his fall to the dark side?
[sub]Oh no, sporliers!!![/sub]

You ruined the Empire Strikes Back plot twist.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, that was not the reason.

You forgot about Padme!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, she is forgettable.

You became a Dark Lord!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, Dark Lords get all the hot chicks.

You killed all the hot chicks!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence...I have no defence for it. Oh, they all turned me down.
_>

You murdered someone!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, they were a murder who was killing all attractive females on earth.

You attempted for freeze my soul, then make it shatter!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I was drunk and just interested in what would happen. Not much, apparently.

You karate kicked me in the face!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was defending myself against you! Damned mugger.

You put ice in my shoes!