In My Defense...

[ljd184]

In my defense you have anything better to do

you told a cheesy joke
[sub]not they original [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I like cheese.


You stole my roof.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was about to crumble anyway.


You drank all my beer

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, that's a lie. I poured it all down the drain.

You drank alcohol, ignoring you melting liver!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, someone had a gun aimed at me. I was going to die anyway.

You put out a cigarette on me.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were the least flammable thing around me.

You took all of my paper clips and stuck them in an MRI!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, it was funny to watch them float around. And even funnier to see that guy's scan results.
[sup]That's used in hospitals, right?[/sup]

You confused me by abbreviating.

 

[SpiritCorsair]

In my defense, you bored me with your longhand.

American Idol is still on the air, and you didn't do jack squat to stop it.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, Simon is funny.

You cancelled Eleveth Hour!!

 

[KC_spot]

In my defense, I didn't cancel the twelfth hour.

You killed MJ!!!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense... actually, I don't want to defend that. I'm proud of it.

You broke my window.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, now your room can air better.


You attacked me with exploding marshmallows.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you had never had a smore, and I wanted to make them the quick way.

You took off my pants and gave them to a hobo!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, he was cold.


You made a hobo cold.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, he was going to get cold anyway.

You are poor.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I gave all my money to charity.


You stole the last cookie from the cookie jar.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, that cookie was tasty

You killed Venom!!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was trying to stop the filmmakers from ruining him any further.


You ruined Venom.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, you're mistaking me for Uwe Boll

You funded Uwe Boll's movies!!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense i was high and drunk at the time he pitched the ideas.



You gave Kanye West his crop circle hair