In My Defense...

[Ren3004]

In my defense, blood red goes well with your eyes.


You stole my eyes.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, I left you a note telling you I did and that I would be paying you for them.

You didn't read my note.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, you put it on a small post it note and hid it in a needle satck. What kind of sick motherfu*ker does that?

You stole my machine gun.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, I needed it more then you did.

You broke my nose.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, YOU STOLE MY FREAKING MACHINE GUN!!

You ate an indian.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted something spicy.


You told a dead baby joke... in a maternity.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, it was a joke. Why is everything taken so seriously?

You took things too seriously.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I'm a serious person.


You keep saying the same jokes over and over again.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, we're on page 124 and Ideas are running low.

You made me run out of ideas!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, you didn't have very many to begin with

You got drunk.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I needed empty bottles to make molotov cocktails.


You ate all my sugar canes.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, if I didn't, who would?

You didn't eat all your sugar canes.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, that's because you ate them.


You left the Christmas tree in the living room until June.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, that was only the ashes. I napalmed t--- WAIT I'M AETHIEST.

You just got 900 Posts!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you guys got my addicted to the forums.


You got me addicted to the forums.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, I wanted some company. We need more people to be addicted... always more...

You didn't become addicted very quickly.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, that's not a bad thing?

You assassinated me!

 

[Ren3004]

I my defense, that's part of my job description.


You edited my job description.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, that's an extra aspect of my job, and I outrank you.

You ate my lunch.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you said you did not want it.

You shot a frying pan.