In My Defense...

[ljd184]

In my defense i needed it to invested in google

you did not give me a birthday gift

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, I've never met you before. How would I know when you were born?

You didn't tell me stuff I needed to know.

 

[ljd184]

In My Defense i did tell you it was on my profile

you let ants take over the world

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that was my day off, and I took the world back in an hour.

You stabbed me with a blunt spoon!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were coming uncomfortably close to me. I don't like when men come uncomfortably close to me.

You attempt to force yourself on people after drinking a drop of (weak) alcohol!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, they are easier to use.
[sup]And I actually do.[/sup]

You stamped on my pet hamster.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it attacked me.


You hurt my feelings.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, a pillow fight could hurt your feelings.

You got a moderator to lock my thread!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it looked like a troll thread.

you made a troll thread.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it wasn't me! My account was hacked!

You brought up a touchy subject!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, their looks have been vastly improved.


You parked in my spot.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, my wife was going into labor, and "your spot" was the emergency parking at the hospital.

You took all of my LEGOs!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed the LEGO's to build my giant death ray.


You put holes in all of my socks

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, now your toes have more room to grow.



You put cameras all over my house.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you need new ones.

You blew the moon up!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was ruining my perfect romantic starry night.



You dropped boiling water in my face.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your face was stuck in a block of ice. I thought you would be more thankful.

You took all of my pens and stabbed a stray with them!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was practicing with improvised weapons.


You locked me in my own bedroom.