In My Defense...

[Azraellod]

in my defense, if i didn't your house would have burned down.

you drank a bottle of bleach.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I needed to clean my stomach.

You threw my lunch at my face.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you eat messily anyway.

you went to sleep on your keyboard.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted to see if my face would be covered in little squares when I woke up.


You gave me a terrible headache.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i didn't expect you to actually eat the rat poison.

you killed me with one bullet and no gun.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I never thought you'd actually try to bite the bullet.


You turned on the LHC and created a black hole.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i did it in the name of science.

you don't like science.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, scientists scare me. All those poor dead guinea pigs...


You caused me to have a seizure, then killed me with your scythe.



[small]Is there anything wrong with the boards today? This thread keeps showing on the third page, I thought it was supposed to go to the first when someone posted.[/small]

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, my boss told me to do so. It wasn't personal.
[sup]some threads get pushed back by the moderators. it's like trying to slow them down, but keep the current players in them, as it's frustrating to active players when they are just locked.
i can still see it fine though, because i bookmarked it.[/sup]

You stole 10p from me.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense I left a cookie there.
[small]Oh, ok, guess that's why all my favorite threads are so slow today. Thanks.[/small]


You made me watch a terrible film repeatedly.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i liked it. i don't get why you think it's terrible.

you convinced a small child to wedge a fork into an electric socket.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I thought the power was gone.


You cut the power to my house.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you were watching too much tv.

you glued my front door shut.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, the outside world is scary.


You dug a trench in my garden.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, world war 3 is starting soon.

You aren't prepared.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I prefer a good surprise.


You gave me a marshmallow pie, causing it to explode when I heated it in the microwave.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, who the heck heats up their cake?

You let the dogs out.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted more newspapers. How else was I supposed to get them?


You stole all my newspapers.

 

[Sam G]

In my defense, I was out of toilet paper! (budum-tish)

You doomed us all to a life of monotony!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, monotony is good for some!

You poisoned the water supply!