In My Defense...

[Ren3004]

In my defense, my chemistry teacher wouldn't do it.

In my defense, I had to blame someone, right?

You signed your name in my car.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, my real name is Ferrari. you would also complain if i didn't.

you told me off.

 

[badgersprite]

In my defence, I didn't tell on you.

You like to party like it's nineteen ninety-nine.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, 1999 was the best year of all time. OF ALL TIME.


You did a Kanye West joke.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, time travel would be awesome. admit it.
in my defense, i make jokes about whoever. i don't know who that is though, nor do i care.

you don't think time travel would be awesome.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you'd create one too if your grandson came back from the future to try and kill you.


You divided by zero.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i wanted to see if it could be applied to real life.
in my defense, my maths teacher told me to as part of an equation.

you killed the voices in my head. now i'm lonely...

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense... Ah, I don't need a defense, now Chuck Norris is coming for you.

You startled Chuck Norris.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was looking for a way to get myself killed. I forgot Chuck Norris does not show mercy upon his victims.


You switched all my game discs.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I had nothing else to dip my chips with.


You keep necro-ing that thread no one else wants to post in.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I do like them. I just don't show emotion.



You don't want to be my friend.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, that's because I don't have ears.


You didn't realize I was kidding about necroing threads. Now can we be friends again?