In My Defense...

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you overspent on military hardware.
$100,000,000,000 for nukes? ARE YOU MAD?!?!

You usurped me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I had that throne first, pretender!

You put country music in my playlist!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I thought you'd like it.

You became this guy! [http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/03262008/d/2/a/d/d2ad35670d3ac0_full.jpg]

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was encroaching on my final frontier!

You shot my solar panel!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, that thing was a waste of time!

You tried to run me down with your car!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you were just standing in the middle of the intersection during a green light.

You tried suing Sony

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted an impossible challenge for the day.

You abandoned my cause!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, raiding the local donut shop isn't a "cause".


You humiliated me on national TV.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, all I did was slime you.

You burned my final paper!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, as your teacher, I thought it was crap.

You ate my face!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I did sing a song telling you I wanted to.

You didn't participate in the shooting!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you wanted me to be the target.


You stole my guns.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, they're better then mine.

You bought better guns then me.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I have more money than you.

You tried to bankrupt me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted to be the richest man in the world.

You killed Batman.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, it was easy.
He can't defend against nukes.

You nicked a Porsche!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, the owner had two.


You stole my identity.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was bored with mine.

You wore out your welcome mat!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I was only being nice.

You're selling MW2 for £26!