In My Defense...

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was in the way. I thought it would just jump out of the way.


You threw a party in my house without my knowledge.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were there too. Not like you were excluded...

You rained on my parade!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, you're parade was communist

You are a Communist!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it seems to be an encouraged thing on this site.

You doubted my capitalist nature!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you're hanging around with Idealist a LOT.

You broke my jaw!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you told me to stop hanging around Idealist.

You grounded me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I had to keep you away from Idealist!

You gave me arthritis!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you were playing the piano way too fast!

You cloned me!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I had to kill you without people realising you were dead.
Make sense?

You reported me to His Highness!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was my moral duty!

You tried to kill me for doing the right thing!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I'd never be a free man again and you seem to be working as a grass.
So you must die.

You avoided my assassination attempt!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, I had to!

You threw something censored at me!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I had to or the Mods would have banned me.

You tried to get me banned!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were trolling for half an hour.

You ruined my favorite thread!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, that was where I was trolling.
I was the TFAD!

You made me a TFAD!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, "lol wut?"

You confused me.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I was a TFAD.
[sup]Troll for a day.[/sup]

You fired me from a cannon!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted to determine your caliber...

You loaded a marshmallow into my rifle!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, we'd run out of ammo.

You put a flower in my hair!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you needed an accent.

You didn't approve my budget!