In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I have ultravision. You really can't hide stuff from me.

You shook up my bottle of soda!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I thought that was how you made bottle rockets.

You ruined my firework display!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you were planning to do it inside my kitchen.


You burned down my house.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was told that you were a witch.

You tried to drown me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was told that you were a dolphin.


You called the cops to report me.
[sub]You can't prove those people didn't stab themselves in the back![/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I don't like being almost killed.

You tried to ship me to Canada!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defense, its quite a good place, ay?

You tried to kill me with a complex SAW trap!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you kept escaping my other traps.


You fried all my defense robots

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, they were no match for my offense robots.


You turned my house into rubble.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, it was stopping me from getting that rare and expensive statue which I can use to take over the world!!!

You foiled my evil plot!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, my evil plan was better.


You turned my friends against me.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defence, you would have anyway.

You have an avatar that gives me nightmares.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense that house was easy to break down all i needed to do was sneeze and cough

You ran up your parents phone bill trying to call Nintendo Power

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I had no idea what that is and wanted to find out.

You broke my 360.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was only playing certain games and it needed to be destroyed


YOu fed the trolls

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defence they asked for Noms!

You smashed a TV out of a window!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was already broken.


You backstabbed me.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you would have seen me coming from the front.

You stole my piece of paper.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it had your plans for world domination.


You made a horrible spelling mistake.

 

[Sassafrass]

IN my defence, all my words I can't spell were spelt correctly on that paper.

You didn't pay me for the work I did.