In My Defense...

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you did it wrong.


You helped spreading a meme.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you did did a barrellroll.

You shot me with a poison dart!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, it's easier to kill you from a distance with it.

You stole my stock of poisoned darts!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed them for my new stealth mission.

You put arsenic in my cereal!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, some people just can't hold their arsenic.

You tried to burn me at the steak!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you took my darts and I needed a new way to silently kill people.
Did it work?

You didn't tell me whether it worked or not.

[sup]EDIT: ninja'd but sort of works.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you should have been able to tell immediately...

You misused words!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I misuse words constantly.

You pointed out my weakness!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was a glowy spot...what else was I gonna do? Ignore it?

You contradicted me!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, it's what I do. And I do it well.

You sued me over that nuke I sold you!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i figured out you sold me a dud.


You took all the buttons on my keyboard

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were using it to spread lies about me.

You didn't bother trying to spell correctly!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

n my defnse, I m a 9 yer od

You turned me into a 9 year old!

 

[Ren3004]

I my defense, you were 6 before. You should be thankful.


You hit the enemy's weak point for massive damage.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that's what you're supposed to do!

You removed the letter "c" from the alphabet!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense "k" was paying me and i just hated the letter.


You created a massive computer virus

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was only uploaded to 4chan.

You split my thumbnail!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was aiming for your palm.


You forgot to turn the coffee on

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you don't need any more caffeine.


You stole my TV.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I've been without it for 6 months!

You drove through my house!