In My Defense...

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, that monkey was throwing poo at my car.

You threw poo at my car!!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You said that you wanted a new paint job.

You ran me down with a truck!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you are a rude girl!

You are a rude girl!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You are way too sensitive!

You poisoned my ingredients!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, all I did was get close to the storage area!

You said I cause doom to anything I attach myself to!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the last three things you hugged blew up.

You messed up my data!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, you call 5 terabytes of porn "data"?

You stole my hat

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you stole it long ago. I just waited for your guard to drop, and stole it back.

You breached my wall!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defense, all I did was drove a tinsie little tank through it while firing my main cannon with two 50 cal.'s

You stole mah bike!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was illegally parked.


You parked illegally.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was only going to be in the store for a few hours.

You planted a bomb in my car!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I needed the space. To read my newspaper.


You stole the crosswords page.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I knew all the answers.

You forgot to feed my pets.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted to see what they'd do when they were hungry.


You sold me a defective item.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It got damaged in the post.

You yelled at me.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, you made my girlfriend cry.

You set a cat on fire!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, we needed a mobile light source.
Tadaaa.

You stopped my computer from backing up properly, and it went on a rampage!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you asked me to hook it up to Skynet.

You ninja'd me on another thread!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense,you're too slow.


You made my pencil disappear.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I used it for a magic trick.
Trust me, you don't want to see it.

You saw my magic trick that no-one should see!