In My Defense...

Ren3004 · Nov 4, 2009

In my defense, I couldn't eat ice cream with a fork.

You escaped from prison.

Neonbob · Nov 4, 2009

In my defense, sitting there every day was getting on my nerves.

You burned my feet!

Sassafrass · Nov 4, 2009

In my defence, you're in England.
[sup]We have poor manners over here.[/sup]

You found my safe house!

Ren3004 · Nov 4, 2009

In my defense, it's not that safe.

You stole my car.

Sassafrass · Nov 4, 2009

In my defence, it was a Bugatti Veyron.

You made me crash!

Neonbob · Nov 4, 2009

In my defense, you were swerving across both lanes all on your own.

You stuck a magnet on my hard drive!

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 4, 2009

In my defense, I was getting back you.

You were a jerk to me in High School!

Neonbob · Nov 4, 2009

In my defense, I was a jerk to everyone.

You set the sun on fire.

Ren3004 · Nov 4, 2009

In my defense, it was cold there.

You replaced my hard drive with candy.

Sassafrass · Nov 4, 2009

In my defence, I did have quite a lot of booze before hand.

You nuked the local off-license.
[sup]Bashtard...*hic!*[/sup]

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 4, 2009

In my defense, They stopped serving me!

You threw up on everything!

Sassafrass · Nov 4, 2009

In my defhense, I am pretty pished...

You made me sober up!

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 4, 2009

In my defense, I just couldn't take anymore vomit.

You smashed my windows!

Sassafrass · Nov 5, 2009

In my defence, I was getting you back for something.
Dunno what though...

You strangled me!

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 5, 2009

In my defense, I was trying to give you a neat burn mark.

You drove my car into a river!

Sassafrass · Nov 5, 2009

In my defhense, I found your bhooze stashh.

You locked me in a cage.

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 5, 2009

In my defense, to keep you away from my booze.

You stabbed me in the neck!

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 5, 2009

IN my defense, I am Red Spy, you are Blue sniper. It is the natural order of things.

You broke the natural order!

Sassafrass · Nov 5, 2009

In my defence, the natural order was boring.
Let havoc reign supreme!

You restored the natural order!

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 5, 2009

IN my defense, it should be like this.

You broke a unicycle on a monkey's head!