In My Defense...

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, Neonbob will run out of nukes eventually.

You used my razor!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I needed something to kill my target.


You stole all my weapons.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, Neonbob needed them.
His nukes have run out.

You stole my personal footlocker!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, I needed a place to store the body.

You made my girlfriend get mad at me.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was trying to steal her from you.


You cut my toes.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were bloating to a dangerous level. If I hadn't, you would have gotten a blood clot that would have killed you.

You are an ingrate!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was raised like that.


You don't like me.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I don't really like anyone. You aren't much different, after all.
So don't get too down.

You managed to mangle my carrot patch with a little stick!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I needed to make some space for my potato patch.


You burned down a forest.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed to make room for the new particle collider.

You made a catapult and flung my cat out of it!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I had bet that cats could fly.


You performed inhuman experiments on my cat.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wasn't going to perform human experiments on it.
That'd just be stupid.

You ripped apart my favorite shirt!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you should show your biceps.

You stole my pants.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you have five hundred pairs, and I only have two. I kinda needed them.

You put hot water down my shirt!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, you were cold.

You didn't do Kathleen de Vere! How could you not?!
[small]hell, I'd do her in a minute[/small]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I'm a woman!

You broke into my house!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed a place to stay, and you offered your house to me before, so...

You tried to taser me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you were too restless. I thought it would calm you down.


You didn't like my romantic gift.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you picked the wrong kind of flowers.

You put part of my soul on Ebay!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I needed the money.


You killed my cat.