In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you spoke that sentence.
[sup]really?[/sup]

You turned off my power!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you threatened to internet punch me.
[sup]Yes, I do.[/sup]

You're still giving me that dirty look!!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, you like the worst Vampire novel ever written.

You didn't watch the pilot episode of "V"

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I don't have a TV, and it didn't look that interesting to me.

You cut my internet cable in half!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, I had to rescue you from all that Japanese porn you were watching.

You used my cell phone to call a phone sex hotline!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you weren't getting any kind of action. I thought I'd help.

You didn't pay your part of the bill!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, fighting adversity makes you stronger, so you should be thankful.



You kicked me out of the house.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you tried to burn it down last night!

You swore at and tried to kick a nun!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, that was self defence.
They started the fight.

You used my phone to call a friend in Russia!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, my phone was tapped. Yours was not. At the time...you may want to get a new one.

You shot my car with a rocket!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted you to go faster.


You shot my puppy with a rocket.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, he cocked his leg up me.

You fired a rocket at me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you shot my dog. Revenge is sweet.


You were vengeful.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm a vengeful spirit.
You really should have seen that coming.

You ignored all of my calls, texts, and online hailings!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, it was basically stalking.
The police will contact you soon.

You tied me to a monster trucks wheel!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was the only way to get your attention.


You sent me to jail.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your next target is there.

You mixed my light and dark clothes in the wash!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, the world isn't so black and white, you know?


You gave me allergy.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were taunting me while I had some major sniffles.

You blocked my creativity!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you were just thinking of new ways to kill whales.


You tried to find a new way to kill whales.