In My Defense...

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I had to stop early.
You came home from work.

You punched me in the stomach!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, I was trying to punch Edward Cullen, but the sparkly bastard moved.

You like Edward Cullen!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense... OK, I have no defense for that. KILL ME! Kill me now! *cries*


You made me cry.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed some more tears for my car to run on.

You poked holes in my feet!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you had holes in your socks.
So I poked holes in your feet to make it match.

You stole my Ferrari!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were only gonna crash it. we both know it.

You drank my last Sunkist!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, is it tasty?

You drank something foul and foamy!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I was already drunk.

You stole my keys.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was so stunned about your lack of knowledge of sunkist that I had to drink something out of this world to resume operation as normal!
Was not going to let you drive.

You ate all my candy!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you said you did not want it. Said something about watching your weight.

You went on a diet!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed to lose 10 pounds fast.

You shot my foot off!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I'd thought it'd help with your diet.

You killed my grand-pappy!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, he's a wreckin' machine!

You turned my grand-pappy against me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he's never liked you.
I just made him hate you.

How did you avoid being banned?

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I threatened the mods with black-mail.
[sup]Let's just say I got pics of Baby Tea in a compromising situation.[/sup]

You got a hold of the picture!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you left your computer unattended.
[sup]now how did he manage to bend like that?![/sup]

You laughed at my missile!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, it was a joke missile with a little piece of paper in the top with BANG! written on it.

You sold me out to the F.B.I!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, if I didn't, they'd throw me in jail! I don't like that place!
It gets harder to break out of every time.

You loaded my gun with blanks!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I needed a head-start after I told you I like Twilight.
[sup]I do.[/sup]

You looked at me in disgust!