In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, it was bound to happen anyway.

You got me sick!
[sup]Ack! I have fallen ill![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I just sneezed, and you leaned into it.
Nasty.

You got crumbs in my keyboard!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense your keyboard was already dirty


You made Tom Cruise go crazy

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted them to be sent after me. Have you seen them? They're hot.

You put seven fiery thumbtacks on my chair!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you spend too much time sitting down anyway.


You did something bad.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm bad through the bone.
Oh yeah.

You plagiarized!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense the person never claimed copyright and patent.


You gave Dr. Phil his crazy pills

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, he's hilarious when on the meds.

You cut the power to a hospital!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was a hospital for recovering douchebags.

You gave me an ancient curse!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted to test it before I used it in my worst enemy.


You hacked into my supercomputer.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, it was too easy.
You had no protection at all.

You culled my army of sasquatches.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i'm their groomer and they needed a haircut.


You cut my hair my PRECIOUS HAIR

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it made you look nappy headed.

You have scraggly rasta hair.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I got a horrible haircut...

You blindsided my car!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I like being the only one with a car.


You turned my house into a shop.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I couldn't afford to lease a place in a strip mall...and you did want to be an official Hooter's retailer one day.

You put old cheese in my pants!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense i needed a dark and damp place to store it.


You shaved my cat fur

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you almost choked on a hairball.


You cut off my hand.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you stole property and i have to follow the rules

You burned my hat collection