In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you were barely using it.

You set the forest on fire and killed Smokey

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, he was cold.


You stole my lunch.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense you left it sitting with a label saying "take me" on the bag.


You didnt post in the Would You Rather game

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I hadn't heard of it.

You tried to whip me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you were a baaad boy.


You were a baaad boy

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was being a little less evil at the time.


You broke my spine

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you're more flexible now.


You didn't get a joke.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you told it in a really bad way.

You shaved all your body hair into my bed!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, it wasn't just my hair.
It was also your dogs fur too.

You reset Neonbobs post count!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was getting a bit out of hand...

You said I had herpes!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you needed to see the doctor anyway.
[sup]Only 93 left to go, Bob...[/sup]

You kicked my arse at thumb wrestling!

 

[Timotei]

In my defense, I won by default for the competitor not showing up.

You ate my ice cream cone.

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, I would have died from dehydration if I didn't.

You burned my stamp collection.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense they were getting dusty and the book was rotting.


You cut my safety harness

 

[Kuchinawa212]

In my defense, you were perfectly safe on thr ground, away from harm, and the buckle jammed

You broke my leg

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, it was the only way to stop you trying to jump that chasm on a skateboard.

You carved a pentagram into my face.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I thought summoning a demon from your nose would be hilarious.

You spat on my pizza!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I work in a fast food restaurant.
It's staff policy.

You killed that owl with a brick!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense i had to get him out of the tree.


You fried my brains and ate them

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I have an addiction to them...they're just so good!

You deprived me of rest!