In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was keeping you awake to make your 20,000th post so i could reap the benefits hehe


You took away my evilness

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I just added it to mine.
It's in good hands.

You brainwashed my kitty!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense I need to make a kitten army to enslave and eradicate all canines.


You unplugged my fridge stinking up my house

 

[eatenbyagrue]

In my defense, your fridge was (and still is) on FIRE.

You created a temporal-

You created a temporal-

You created a temporal-

You created a temporal-

You created a temporal-

You created a temporal-

You created a temporal-

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I needed more time to finish my homework.


You nuked my house,

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was in the area of my nuke testing range.


You melted my Lego Statue

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was inside the house you nuked.


You ate all my cheese.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense i needed something to eat with my fancy wine.


You ripped up my books

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you only had Twilight.


You burned down the local library.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense the emo kids and twilight fans were in there and i couldnt resist the opportunity.


You stole all my Beam Katana's

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I modified them and turned them into lightsabers.


You stole all my lightsabers.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you hadn't killed anyone with yours for a few days!

You slapped my nose!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I had to try and break you out of this posting frenzy.
[sup]20,000 posts, huh? I'll catch you one day.[/sup]

You stole mah spleen!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you don't really need it.


You stole my heart.

 

[Sassafrass]

On my defence, you took my spleen.
Not the same but still, an organ is an organ.

You took my appendix!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it saved your life.

You did not thank me for the emergency surgery!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was unconscious.


You knocked me out.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you jumped me!

You shot me in the shins!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed to slow your ass down so you could stop posting for a while.


You hit my back with a kendo stick

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, all my lightsabers had been stolen, or I'd have hit you with one.


You told the trolls about The Escapist.