In My Defense...

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you hate birds and bugs attract birds.

You killed my pet snake.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it bit me.

You let your pet snake bite me.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, that's how he shows affection.

You threw a cinder block at me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, that's how I show affection.


You slashed my car tires.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you totaled my car. Consider it payback.

You shot the sheriff.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, he would have arrested me if I didn't.


You falsely accused me.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, ninjaing me is a crime.

You killed me!
[sup]Again...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you always come back.


You always come back.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you told me I could so I always will.

You gave me a FlashForward!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I just kicked you in the ass...I didn't know you'd see the future.

You broke the conga line!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, my FlashForward happened during the conga.
[sup][I die at the end of the series, shush, tell no one![/sup]

You don't watch teh FlashForward!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I don't have a TV. And if I did, I'd be watching Discovery.

You blasted a hole in the wall!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I had to try out my new M203 attachment for my M4.
It works, funnily.

You kicked my ass in CQB!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm a master of close quarter combat, and you picked the fight...

You bleached all my clothes!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I hold grudges for a long time.
A looooooooooooong time.

You broke my neck!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was aiming for your chest with the pipe.


You made my weapons rust

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, all I did was put them in a humid area. You could have gotten them back anytime.

You shut down the internet!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, someone had to stop rule 34.


You contributed to rule 34.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I only came up with some random thing! I didn't expect anyone to do...THAT!

You gave me a corrupted file!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I wanted to make you suffer!

You made me suffer!