In My Defense...

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defense, they were eating her! And then the were going to eat me! OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-

You made me remember that crappy film!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I don't even know what you're talking about.


You forced me to watch a crappy film.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, you said you wanted to torture yourself. How was I to know that Alone in the Dark would be too much for you?

You defended Uwe Boll!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted to be the one to kill him.


You stole my kill.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you did not notice he was on last stand.

You said MW2 sucked balls!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I just wanted a reaction.

You painted my feet!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, they look much more... colorful... now.



You stole my lunch.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I hadn't eaten in a week!

You ripped my leg off!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I had to find something to beat you to death with.

You took your leg back!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense my metal leg was getting rusty.


You took me arms

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you did not pay up!

You did not pay the Don.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I am the Don. I don't have to pay myself.

You broke my arcade!

 

[Timotei]

In my defense, it was Dragon's Quest.

You made Milhouse a meme!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he deserved it.

You put spiders in my shoe!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, they were homeless.


You made a orible speling meestake.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, English spelling standards have plummeted since the Great Swine Flu invasion of 2099.

You had me nuked!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, Neonbob was on holidays and you've put on a little weight.


You've put on a little weight.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, eating flesh is fattening.
As it is cutting tops of skulls off.

You put me on a diet.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you threw my car into a turn when you shifted!

You killed my favorite bird!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I hate birds.


You filled my house with bugs.