In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed you to understand what I've been through.
You stank up my house!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, it's not my fault your pet skunks don't like me.

You killed Darth Vader

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, Luke Was taking forever to do it, so nuking that area seemed logical to me...

You burned all of my socks!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you killed Vader.

You made me Anakin!!!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were whining. Constantly.
You fit the role.

You put peanuts in my candy bar!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it had some really tenacious fleas.

You didn't assassinate your target!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I spared him so that he could assassinate my next target.


You had a cunning plan.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm a cunning guy.

You banned me from my favorite game!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, YOU SHOULD NOT PIRATE THEM!!!
BAD NEON, NO COD FOR YOU!

You shot me in both kneecaps!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, now you have an excuse to play videogames all day.


You punched me for no reason.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, you did shoot me.

You took my videogames away!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were getting really uppity.

You threw a monkey into an electrified pool!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was for a quest.

You forgot that life is a huge RPG game!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I haven't leveled up in ages.

You put me in a vice grip!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, it was fun to do.

You whittled on my chips!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense, you are a complete jackass.

You nuked the whales when you should be nuking PETA!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the whales are bigger targets, and don't have lawyers. I'll get on PETA eventually.

You thought I was being complex!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I don't believe in imaginary numbers.


You told a bad maths joke.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I don't tell them very often, so I was rusty.

You put a chainsaw under my seat!