In My Defense...

[Ren3004]

In my defense, they were all moldy.

You let your hats get moldy.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I don't wear them, so they are useless to me.

You gave me a godawful haircut!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you wouldnt stop moving your head while i was cutting it.


You clogged the pipes

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, they were bound the get clogged anyway.

You said something racist.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I called a bunch of native, savage africans spear chuckers after they threw one into my ankles!

You impaled my dog!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence , I'm from Korea.

You dismissed my opinion!

 

[Timotei]

In my defense, you opinion sucks.

You spun me right round!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, whoa, what do you mean by that? Why are you winking?!

You made me panic.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense im evil deal with it

You kicked my kitty

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I went downtown. AND GOT YOU A SWEATER, YOU SICK PERSON!

You jabbed me with a hot needle!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was not paying attention.

Your dumb advice got me mugged! Now I dont have my bass nor my amp!

 

[Timotei]

In my defense, I was trhe one who mugged you.

My name is Anigo Montoya. You killed my father.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, *shoots*

You did not die!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he challenged me to a duel.
I'm just a better shot. You have horrible aim.

A brick shithouse.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

In my defense, it was really annoying and had to go

You blew up Mars

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was blocking Jupiter.

You made a new asteroid belt!

 

[Kuchinawa212]

In my defence I needed a new one for mt asteroid pants

You blew up the moon

 

[Timotei]

In my defense, it shouldn't have been made of glass.

You killed the radio star.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense he was threatening me


You stole my championship

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you should have been more careful.


You nailed my front door shut.