In My Defense...
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IN my defense, she said "I kill trespassing wenches. Tell me when the tooth fairy comes so I can shoot her."
You did not agree with me when I said "Aww, she's a girl after my own heart!"
You did not agree with me when I said "Aww, she's a girl after my own heart!"
In my defense, she'd probably literally take your heart!
You won't tell me who the Father is!
You won't tell me who the Father is!
In my defense, it would be kinda awkward telling you I was the father despite never partaking in such actions!
You gave beowulf a 10/10!
You gave beowulf a 10/10!
In my defense, I watched it with a blind fold and it sounded good!
You asked me 'Why so serious?'!
You asked me 'Why so serious?'!
You had a really somber look on your face and I completely forgot about the Joker using that line!
You forgot that I wasn't that into movies!
You forgot that I wasn't that into movies!
In my defense, he shot me in the gut, and I lost consciousness after the poison from his arrow got to me!
You did not go get the cure!
You did not go get the cure!
In my defense, I was busy killing him in an act of revenge before i called the ambulance!
You didn't let me visit!
You didn't let me visit!
In my defense, not even I knew that I was dead!
You did not try to contact me when I told you I was not dead!
You did not try to contact me when I told you I was not dead!
In my defense, I thought it was some kind of sick joke at first!
You didn't let me apologize!
You didn't let me apologize!
IN my defense, I suddenly became a character in an Anime, and was too busy exploding with joy to notice you!
You did not want to be a character in my anime even though it was not hentai nor ecchi!
You did not want to be a character in my anime even though it was not hentai nor ecchi!