In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, he threatened me!

You wanted me to befriend an insane person who wanted me dead!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, he's not that bad a guy once you get to know him!

You got me locked up in Arkham too!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you asked me to, then gave me some injuries to make it more realistic.

You got me into Arkham! In your same cell!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, We lived together before why can't we live together in the asylum?

You got Killer Croc pissed off at me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, all I did was say that I have a girl for a cell mate!

You would not let me kill Killer Croc!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, he's frickin' huge!


You tried to kill Killer Croc.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, i couldn't have him threatening you guys.

You wouldn't take me to the medical pavilion afterwards!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, there were a bunch of thugs holding doctors hostage there.


You poisoned me.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I tried to bake you something and i must've confused sugar with arsenic.

You wouldn't let me look after you!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was to make you look dead so they would let you out!

You forgot that I was getting you guys out!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was busy, you know... dying.


You forgot that I was dying!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was having a complex discussion with The Riddler at the time and completely lost track of time after going to get you medical help!

You didn't get along with anyone inside the Asylum!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, none of them was crazy enough for me. Also, there was this crazy guy dressed as a bat who was walking around beating people up.


You killed Batman!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, he tried attacking me first! He tried to string me up on a gargoyle!

You hit me with a batarang!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I needed you unconscious!

You speculated on what happened after I knocked you out!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I needed something to pass the time.


You wasted my time.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you've got plenty to spare.

You broke one of my heels!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I had a brick and I needed to use it!

You shot my brick!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, now it's lighter.


You killed the cat.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was too curious.

You ate the cat. Then made a robe out of it's skin. Them made soup.