In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I didn't think that 'buddy' was a bad name.

You kidnapped me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted o make you a surprise.


You didn't like my surprise.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, I was too scared to remember!

You locked me in the attic!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, Steve needed someone to talk to.


you didn't talk to Steve.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I said i was sorry and gave him my mailman to be his new friend.

You tried to sign me up for the Army!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you said you wanted to do something for your country.


You didn't defend your country.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I'm already president of Vaudetopia, I don't need to.

You ran against me on the election!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, you asked me to run and fail so that it would not seem arbitrary for you to win!

You keep forgetting that you ask me to do a lot of these things!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm a busy guy.

You kept my feet away from me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you can have them back once you've finished your work.

You didn't finish your work!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was doing other work!

You gave me a restraining order!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It hurt me more than it hurt you!

You broke the restraining order!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was saving your sorry ass!
If you wanted to stay in the fire, you coulda said so!

You ripped off my face!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was adding you to my real facebook!

You broke two of my ribs!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, this is some crazy arse shit!

You forgot this was the crazy arse shit zone (also known as the "Twilight Zone" by some elderly people)

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I've gotten used to the crazy arse shit!

You tried to evict me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, the devil himself lives in that house. I need you out before he got to you completely.

You are currently possessed!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I can stop being possessed whenever i want, see?

You wouldn't look after me when i was sick!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I had to keep earning the money for you to be able to have a bed and medicine!

You forgot how poor we were!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I had already pawned most of my jewelry to help!

You cut my hand!